Why should I work with you guys if you're new?

Because we take the risk, you don’t. We don’t ask for upfront payments unless we deliver. We run performance-based models, so if we don’t move the needle, you don’t pay. That’s how confident we are in what we do. Most agencies want your money up front and hide when shit hits the fan. We’re not that.

What kind of results can I expect?

Leads. Sales. Engagement. Brand positioning. We're not here to make you "look pretty." We're here to drive revenue. We tailor everything to your money offer, not your ego. Real performance, no fluff.

How do I know you're not just another hype agency?

Because we built this from the ground up for people like you, founders who can’t afford to burn another penny. We’re the kill team you call when you need to turn things around fast and can’t afford bullshit.

Do you offer packages or custom pricing?

Both. We’ve got starter offers (like our Revenue Reboot Session) and full-scale retainers. But most importantly, we offer results-first pricing. Retainer or revenue-share, we get paid when you do.


What happens if this doesn’t work?

You walk away without a loss. Worst case: You spent 30 minutes learning more about your business. Best case? We become your go-to growth team.

How long does it take to see results?

Depends on what we’re working on. With AI automations and conversion-focused content? Sometimes days. Big brand strategy and funnel builds? Weeks. Either way, we move fast and communicate tighter than your group chat.

What if I’ve been burned before?

Good. So have we. That’s why we built the opposite of everything that pissed us off in the agency world. No ghosting. No vague deliverables. Just savage execution, clear communication, and results.

How do I get started?

Book your Revenue Reboot Session, we’ll dig into your offer, your traffic, your bottlenecks, and show you exactly how we’d fix it. No fluff. No obligation. Just clarity.